Quotes I Like*
New Metric System: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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Things To Make
The material in this section is intended for primarily fun, although you may find some educational jewels sprinkled subtly about. The crafts are generally adapted from my reference library (I'm not very creative with my hands, I'm afraid). Distribution is controlled by the same license as other materials on this site.
This section contains complete instructions and printable materials (where needed) for the crafts. In many cases, you will need to print special pieces, possibly on heavy cardstock paper. This is available at your local business supply store for a modest price. Alternately, you can print two copies and paste them together to make the equivalent of "card stock".
If you've invented (or significantly enhanced) a craft you'd like to share, please send it to me. I'll have my testers try it out, and if it's fun and practical, we'll work with you to get it in shape for publication.