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Alien: "This ship you call Belvedere invaded our territory, and attacked us with the device it calls shields. We wish to have no contact with foreigners. You must leave immediately."
You respond: "We will leave at once, and tow the Belvedere with us. We apologize for disturbing you."
Alien: "This ship you call Belvedere will stay. By our laws, a ship that violates the peace must be isolated from all civilization."
You respond: "This ship has a malfunction; it will explode in a very short time. You must allow us to remove the people while time remains."
Alien: "You must go now."
The forecastle of the alien ship glows brightly.