Quotes I Like*
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Chekov looks disappointed. "Aye, Captain."
Spock: "The Belvedere's phaser's are back on-line. They are charging now..."
The glow on the alien vessel's forecastle glows brighter, then... the Belvedere erupts into a glowing fireball. Sections of superstructure stream past the Enterprise; the alien vessel shows no reaction.
Spock: "No lifeform readings from the remains of the Belvedere, sir."