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If you can smile when things go wrong, you probably have someone in mind to blame.
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The alien's skin darkens; his eyes flatten, and very strange noises are emitted by the universal translator. You decide that perhaps a literal translation would be anatomically impossible anyway.
Finally the translator catches up with the rapid stream of heart-felt sentiment spewing from the mouthlike opening in the alien's head.
Alien: "...condemn a whole race to oblivion to save a small portion of your own people. You obviously consider your own lives superior in value to those of the Klozzplkrs. You have no zzplqwr and no blkzx. And your mother was a pyztwhrekr, too. Not only that..." The viewscreen returns to space, and you see that once again the alien vessel's forecastle glowing brightly.