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New Metric System: Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
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Uhura: "Aye, Captain."
After a brief pause, Uhura states flatly: "No response, sir."
Spock: "Alien weapon systems are arming..."
Once again a wave of energy surrounds the Enterprise, which shudders like a leaf entering the furnace. Then...
Spock: "Shields collapsing, captain."
When the attack subsides, damage control struggles to preserve life support throughout the ship. However, with shields destroyed and weapon systems inoperative, you realize that you have joined the cheese on the trigger of a cosmic mousetrap...