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A spread of torpedoes flies from the Enterprise toward the alien vessel. Just before each torpedo makes contact, however, the alien vessel dances out of its way. The torpedoes continue on their original trajectory in infinite bliss, unaware of the blatant violation of the physical laws of the universe they just witnessed.
Spock: "Total miss. The alien's weapon is charging again."
The forecastle of the alien vessel glows cherry red. You yell "Shields up!!!" just before a blast of energy engulfs your ship. As you gasp for air, the roar of escaping atmosphere filling your ears, you realize that the fate of the Enterprise will be no better than that of the (late) Belvedere...