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Copper wire was invented by 2 lawyers fighting over a penny.
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Chekov: "The Belvedere's non-critical systems have shut down."
The forecastle of the alien ship begins to glow a bright red.
Belvedere's captain: "Enterprise, release our systems! Enterprise, I'll blast you to Orion, let my ship go!"
The alien ship moves to within a few kilometers of the Belvedere. Its forecastle glows cherry red.
Belvedere's captain: "Enterprise!!!"