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"Captain's Log, Stardate 4317.2: We are enroute to Beta Ceti Three, which is currently plagued with an outbreak of Denebian Swine Flu. We are transporting sufficient Anthromorthridite to treat the sick and to vaccinate the healthy. Arrival at Beta Ceti Three is anticipated in three days at our present speed of warp eight."
Uhura: "Sir, we are receiving a priority one distress call from the U. S. S. Belvedere, an escort class vessel. They were attacked without warning by a ship unknown to the federation, and are now completely disabled. Life support is stable, and they are in no immediate danger, but they worry that their attacker may return."
Chekov: "Sir, the Belvedere is approximately eighteen hours away at maximum warp. The most efficient course would cause a thirty-six hour delay in reaching Beta Ceti Three."