Quotes I Like*
Dogs answer when called. Cats have answering machines.
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The forecastle of the alien vessel glows cherry red. You yell "Shields up!!!" just before a blast of energy engulfs your ship. As you gasp for air, the roar of escaping atmosphere filling your ears, you hear the Captain of the Belvedere screaming over the intercom: "You fool! I'll have you court-marshalled!"
It is the last sound that you ever hear...