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Jamie examined the hole. Obviously the mouse who gnawed it was smaller than she, and Jamie realized that she would need to make it much larger. She set to work with a will, gnawing and chipping to make room for her already tired body. Just as she decided the hole was ready, she smelled fish - and felt warm breath on her back.
Jamie looked over her back and froze. She was staring into the face of Mittens the cat. She had two options - make a dive for the hole, or scream, scream, scream.