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Jamie knew she would get only one try. If she missed, Lucy would wake up, and the game would be up. She backed up until her tail touched the back wall, then with a quick scamper forward she propelled herself into the air - and right over the edge of the table!
Holding back the urge to scream (now wouldn't THAT accomplish a lot!), Jamie twisted and turned as she fell through the air, trying to keep her feet pointing down and her head pointing up. In the end, however, it really didn't matter. Jamie landed - KER- FLOP - right in a pile of Lucy's dirty clothes.
"Thank heaven for messy people," thought Jamie, as she unwrapped a sock from around her back feet and listened carefully. Lucy's regular snoring didn't change, and Jamie decided she had successfully made her escape. But when she stood up and tried to walk, she felt little needles of pain in her back.