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"If the pen is mightier than the sword, thanks for the dagger." -- Actor Donna Cates, neatly skewering critic Mark Lowry
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Very carefully Jamie climbed the tablecloth. Since she could not jump back across the rubber pad, she simply walked across it, and was rewarded by a persistent BEEP...BEEP...BEEP.
As she curled painfully up in her pile of paper towel and cedar shavings she called her bed, she heard Lucy slip out of bed and pad softly to the cage. With a little sign, Lucy fastened the cage and reset the alarm. "Jamie!" she scolded, "I've warned you about going on adventures. One of these days you're going to get hurt." "Don't I know it," Jamie thought wryly as she drifted off to sleep...
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