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If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
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Jamie edged along the wall, looking for something interesting. She had to dodge around several spider webs, one containing a spider. "Happy hunting," she thought gaily (Jamie didn't like flies at all).
A large black creature passed overhead, emitting several high-pitched squeals. Jamie froze instinctively - a bat! She watched as the flitter-mouse (as Jamie had heard them called) weaved crazily back and forth as if unable to fly straight, then suddenly veered and flew in a straight line right for a dragonfly. Then the bat was gone, and Jamie continued on her way.
She passed a drain coming from the roof and considered trying to climb it. It looked slippery, but she had climbed some amazing things before. Of course, it might be fun to walk all the way around the house, just to say she had.