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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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Jamie pulled herself up into the drain and began to climb. The walls were terribly slick, and she had to feel carefully for a claw hold. More than once she almost slipped, but held on by a toe. Then...
Suddenly Jamie slipped and began a long slide toward the bottom, letting out a long, drawn-out "Squeeeeeeeeeeek" all the way. She reached the bottom, and stopped at last. She was shaken, but not injured. She knew that if she tried again she might be hurt, but she really wanted to reach the top.