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Jamie knew that stoves could be dangerous, so she looked around on the tabletop instead. On the other side of the table she found a treasure chest of food - applesauce, bread, peas, corn, and even a little piece of chocolate cake. Whoever had fed Jeffrey, Lucy's little brother, hadn't cleaned up the mess he had made. And Jeffrey made the world's messiest messes!
Jamie loaded up as much of the treasure as she could and carefully took it back to her cage. That evening, when Lucy came in to change the cedar chips and bedding for Jamie, she was surprised to find several scraps of food she had never offered to her pet before - and one very fat, very full, and very fast asleep gerbil named Jamie.