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Jamie crept into the living room, being careful to stay near the wall. If Lucy saw her, she would be put back in her cage before she could say "Squeek!" Besides, one never knew when the family cat might be about.
Even though Jamie had been in the living room before - "Hundreds of times!" she thought smugly - she eyed the couch with interest. It looked huge from where Jamie stood (well, try lying on the floor and looking up at the couch; it will look huge to YOU, and YOU're a PERSON). It looked worth exploring.
Of course, the kitchen door was open, and some wonderful smells seemed to call to her. The small chunk of carrot really hadn't been enough breakfast after all; perhaps a few bread crumbs or some leftover cheese would make the morning complete.