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Jamie followed her nose; as she entered the kitchen, she smelled warm snap beans and carrots. Her nose wiggling furiously, Jamie walked straight across the kitchen to the table next to the stove. She climbed the hand towel hanging from the refrigerator door, swung to the table cloth, and walked across the table to the stove.
She could see the beans and carrots in clear glass pots, boiling and bubbling for all they were worth. She could feel the heat on her face; certainly she would never get close enough to pull a treat from the water.
Then she spied two beans in the CENTER of the stove. They must have fallen out when Lucy's mother poured the beans into the boiling water. Now THAT looked like a treat!