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Ensign Pillsbury: He's bread Jim!
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As Jamie crept into the bathroom, keeping a careful eye out for the family cat, she heard rain pounding on the window. "That's funny," she thought. "The sun was shining when I woke up this morning. It must be this crazy Texas weather."
The cabinet under the sink was open just enough for Jamie to crawl through, although it was dark inside and she couldn't tell what was in there. Of course, the towel hanging from the wall was also tempting. Wouldn't it be exciting to view the world from the top of the towel rack?