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Jamie - A Children's Adventureby George F. Rice, ©1991
This is a simple story written to allow my oldest daughter (then 5 years old) to practice her reading skills. Having told her every Bible story, fairy tale, Aesop's fable, and children's book I knew, she still wanted more new stories. So I made up Jamie the gerbil and her loyal owner Lucy, who together enjoyed literally hundreds of adventures together over the course of all of my 3 children's preschool years.
I just wish I had written them all down...