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You are in a humid room, with faintly-glowing fungus growing on the walls. The 20-foot ceiling is reinforced by large, sturdy roots, perhaps those of an apple tree you remember. From one large root hangs a thick rope, perhaps one inch in diameter, easily strong enough to support your weight. The rope extends to the floor, leaving about five feet curled neatly on the damp floor at your feet.
A single passageway leads east.
You have a short sword.