Quotes I Like*
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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You are in a small room, filled with garbage and smelling like a dump. Your first impulse is to flee the room, although your curiosity is overwhelming. Somehow, the ogre doesn't seem to be bothered at all.
The ogre is following you.