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The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
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You are in a passageway running east and west (the ogre's lair is to the east). A stream flows by running north to south.
Why bother trying to leap across the stream? You wait patiently a few moments and, sure enough, here comes that apple. Can we talk?
It will float under the wall of the passageway in a few seconds. You must decide quickly!