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If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
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You are in a passageway running east and west (the room you fell into is to the east). A stream flows by running south to north.
Just before you leap across the stream, you see that dumb apple come drifting by again! Is Provinence trying to tell you something here, or what?
It will float under the wall of the passageway in a few seconds. You must decide quickly!
You have a short sword.