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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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You are in a passageway running east and west (the room you fell into is to the east). A stream flows by running south to north.
Just before you leap across the stream, you see that dumb apple come drifting by again! Is Provinence trying to tell you something here, or what?
It will float under the wall of the passageway in a few seconds. You must decide quickly!