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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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You are in a passageway running north and south (the room you fell into is to the north). A stream flows by running east to west.
Just before you leap across the stream, you see the apple come drifting by. It seems to be faring better than you in its journey through the underside; its red skin gleams in the fungus-light.
It will float under the wall of the passageway in a few seconds. You must decide quickly!