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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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You are in a passageway heading east and west (the room you fell into is toward the west). A small stream flows across the passageway heading south.
You are just about to leap across the stream when you see a baseball-size object floating by. Looking closer, you recognize it as the apple you picked just before you fell into this underground maze. It must have landed in the water and drifted here!
It will float under the wall of the passageway in a few seconds. You must decide quickly!
You have a short sword.