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|A Walk in the Woods
|| ogre_room |
You are in the ogre's lair. Passageways lead to the north and
west. The ogre looks at you with menacing, hungry eyes.
Enter the western passageway.
Enter the northern passageway.
Climb onto the ogre's back.
Attack the ogre.
Look around again.
The ogre growls menacingly and eyes you hungrily.
You have a key.