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You are in a dark, musty room. In one corner, a pile of broken roots and pebbles makes a form reminiscent of a bed (not a very comfortable bed, you think!). A hole dug into the floor in the south corner holds muddy water, and although you are thirsty, you can't stomach the thought of drinking THAT.
You see a small passageway leading to the west. Emerging from that passageway is the largest, hariest almost-human you have ever seen. He (it?) has fangs, huge paws, bulging hair-covered muscles, and eyes that seem to glow in the dim light. Your mind pegs him immediately as an ogre - although you always believed ogres to be the stuff of fairy tales.
The ogre growls menacingly at you, and you decide he doesn't like visitors.
The ogre growls menacingly and eyes you hungrily.