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If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
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You leap as high as you can, but fifteen feet? Not a chance.
You are in a small room about fifteen feet underground. Sunlight streams in through the hole in the roof. A pile of rocks dominates the west wall; a slow-moving underground stream crosses the northern third of the room. Passageways are open to the south, east, and west.
You have a short sword. You have an apple.