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You leap as high as you can, but fifteen feet? Not a chance. The ogre finds you actions very amusing, and begins dancing with you. Where he learned ballet you'll never know.
You are in a small room about fifteen feet underground. Sunlight streams in through the hole in the roof. A pile of rocks dominates the west wall; a slow-moving underground stream crosses the northern third of the room. Passageways are open to the south, east, and west.
The ogre is following you.