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New Metric System: Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
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You reach for the apple, lose your balance, and land *SPLASH* in the water. But when you emerge, the apple is gripped tightly in your hand!
You are in a passageway heading east and west (the room you fell into is toward the west). A small stream flows across the passageway heading south.
You have a short sword. You have an apple.