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New Metric System: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
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The ogre gently assists you as you climb down to the floor. You decide that a happy ogre is an ogre with a full tummy.
You are in a passageway running north and south (the room you fell into is to the north). A stream flows by running east to west.
The ogre is following you.