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|A Walk in the Woods
|| descend_ogre |
The ogre gently assists you as you climb down to the floor.
You decide that a happy ogre is an ogre with a full tummy.
You are in the ogre's lair. Passageways lead to the north and
west. The ogre eyes you affectionately.
Enter the western passageway.
Enter the northern passageway.
Climb onto the ogre's back.
Attack the ogre.
Look around again.
The ogre is following you.