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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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The ogre eyes you with a funny look, then shrugs and lifts you onto his shoulders. You almost faint (not only do body odors rise, but the ogre has his arms raised to keep you balanced!).
You are in a passageway running east and west (the ogre's lair is to the east). A stream flows by running north to south.
You are perched on the shoulders of an ogre.