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If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
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The ogre eyes you with a funny look, then shrugs and lifts you onto his shoulders. You almost faint (not only do body odors rise, but the ogre has his arms raised to keep you balanced!).
You are in a small room about fifteen feet underground. Sunlight streams in through the hole in the roof. A pile of rocks dominates the west wall; a slow-moving underground stream crosses the northern third of the room. Passageways are open to the south, east, and west.
You are perched on the shoulders of an ogre.