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The ogre eyes you with a funny look, then shrugs and lifts you onto his shoulders. You almost faint (not only do body odors rise, but the ogre has his arms raised to keep you balanced!).
You are in a small room, filled with garbage and smelling like a dump. Your first impulse is to flee the room, although your curiosity is overwhelming. Somehow, the ogre doesn't seem to be bothered at all.
You are perched on the shoulders of an ogre.