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Dogs answer when called. Cats have answering machines.
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The ogre grimaces and slaps you against the wall. When you wake up again, you notice that the ogre is eyeing you hungrily, and seems to be in a moral delimma. You pray that his moral values and appreciation for life equal yours.
You are in the ogre's lair. Passageways lead to the north and west. The ogre looks at you with menacing, hungry eyes.
The ogre growls menacingly and eyes you hungrily.