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The ogre's face registers surprise as you lay into him with the sword. He is unarmed, and you quickly kill him. To your surprise, his remains slowly dissolve into a black liquid and soak into the floor of the cave.
You are in the late ogre's lair. Passageways lead to the north and west.
You have a short sword. You have a key.