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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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The pump handle creaks and groans under the insistent pressure of your hand. At last, you hear a gurgling sound - and brackish sludge spatters into the sink, its odor almost choking you. You back away quickly, just as a small black snake slithers from the mouth of the pump and gracefully follows the sludge down the sink. Involuntarily, you shudder.