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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Summoning your courage (and keeping your hand away from the mouth of the pump), you try the pump again. More sludge, more sludge, more sludge... and, finally, a dirty brown trickle of water. The water clears somewhat, but is certainly not appetizing. Finally, you decide that purity is beyond expectation, fill the rusted bucket, and splash some water over your face. Feeling somewhat better, you look around the kitchen once more.