Quotes I Like*
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
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You lean against the tree to wait for someone to show up. Everything is very still, as if the clouds and bushes are watching and waiting. Waiting for something...
"Whatsa matter, you scared or somethin'?" You jump at the sound, and are rewarded with the sound of snickers. The sounds came from the dark shadows under the fallen tree spanning the ravine. You open your eyes so wide your eyeballs threaten to escape; still, you can see absolutely nothing there.