Quotes I Like*
I'm not dead. I just need coffee.
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The night air is still chilly, so you examine the gas heater. It is very old, but perhaps safe. You carefully strike a match near the gas jets, and gently turn the valve. A soft hiss fills the room, but the gas doesn't burn. Annoyed, you hold the flame closer, silently urging the heater to ignite. Instead, the flame flickers and goes out. You sigh and turn off the jets, trying to decide whether to waste another match to try again.