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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
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You stutter, showing more fear than you'd intended - "Who's th-th-there?" More snickers, cut off by a "quiet!" Then - "If you could possibly muster just a small drop of courage, climb down here. We won't hurt you... well, probably not." You cringe at the sarcasm dripping from the words as they splat against your eardrums.