Quotes I Like*
When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
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You slowly open the sagging door, generating an ear-piercing screech from the complaining, unoiled hinges. The refrigerator is empty save for a few cardboard containers. Obviously the rats have beaten you to the food.
The dining room is a testament to wasted splendor.