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You slowly open the sagging door, generating an ear-piercing screech from the complaining, unoiled hinges. The refrigerator is empty save for a few cardboard containers. Obviously the rats have beaten you to the food. Suddenly, without any warning, the door hinges surrender their desperate struggle to support the door. With an reverberating crash, the door - followed by the refrigerator - falls toward you. You step back quickly to avoid being hit. As the echoes of the crash die down, your heart slides back down your throat and begins to beat normally again. The dining room is a testament to wasted splendor. Wait here until morning and hope nothing happens... |