Quotes I Like*
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and has been twice convicted of being a duck in Federal Court - even the biggest skeptics must concede that it's a duck. -- Lindows on Microsoft
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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You slowly open the sagging door, generating an ear-piercing screech from the complaining, unoiled hinges. The refrigerator is empty save for a few cardboard containers. Obviously the rats have beaten you to the food.
Suddenly, without any warning, the door hinges surrender their desperate struggle to support the door. With an reverberating crash, the door - followed by the refrigerator - falls toward you.
You leap back quickly - perhaps too quickly. In your haste you drop your precious penlight, which flickers and suddenly disappears. You find plastic splinters on the floor, and realize the penlight is yet another fatality in this night of endless shadow.
The dining room is a testament to wasted splendor.