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New Metric System: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
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You slowly open the sagging door, generating an ear-piercing screech from the complaining, unoiled hinges. The refrigerator is empty save for a few cardboard containers. Obviously the rats have beaten you to the food.
Suddenly, without any warning, the door hinges surrender their desperate struggle to support the door. With an reverberating crash, the door - followed by the refrigerator - falls toward you.
You step back quickly to avoid being hit. As the echoes of the crash die down, you hear the strains of "Nearer, My God to Thee" being played on that rickety old piano. A sliver of ice pierces your heart - who, or what, is playing that thing?
The dining room is a testament to wasted splendor.