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|Shadow Flight 1: Haunted House
||score: 3 of 30
|| search_refrigerator |
You slowly open the sagging door, generating an ear-piercing screech from
the complaining, unoiled hinges. The refrigerator is empty save for a few
cardboard containers. Obviously the rats have beaten you to the food.
The dining room is a testament to wasted splendor.
Look around again.
Wait here until morning and hope nothing happens...
Search the buffet drawers.
Search the china closet.
Walk through the double doorway into the living room.
Enter the west door.