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You open the door and discover not another room but shelf after shelf after shelf. This is the pantry! Most of the food has rotted or been eaten by rats (* shudder *), but a few home-canning jars of food (jelly?) remain.
The kitchen is well-lit through the many dusty windows on the north and west walls. Below the windows are countertops; drawers and cabinet doors cover the panels below. An old water pump beside a rusted bucket guards the west counter, its spigot pointing toward a sink. A gas heater is flanked by two doors on the south wall; a third door is in the east wall. An old wood-burning stove stands in the northeast corner.