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I'm not dead. I just need coffee.
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The fireplace is very dark; you switch on your penlight. You begin to stir around in the ashes with the poker; a few bugs scatter.
Suddenly, something glitters in the light from your flashlight. Picking it up, you realize it is a diamond ring! The gold is badly tarnished, but the diamond sparkles and dances in the light. You carefully slip the ring into your pocket. This night may not be so bad after all!
The living room smells musty; dust is everywhere.